WHAT IS THIS?
lol wow haven't felt this feeling in a while o.o Just need someone to spill shit to and get decent advice =P Meh don't trust anyone enough though =x they'll probably troll the shit out of me if I told them anyway, or anyone else >.>
Oh anyway, I just remembered this story from Fruits Basket, the World's Stupidest Tourist.
Ohay is that me? Cuz thats what I would've been if I didn't rapidly change my thinking.
It was about the world's stupidest person on a trip, and because he was so stupid, people cheated him wherever he went.
During that time, all his money, clothes and his possessions were cheated away from him....
But the tourist was simply too stupid, so they just took all his things with a simple "Thank you for your help"
He even cried at made up stories and just gave up everything he owned.
In the end he was completely naked and he started feeling embarrassed.
So he went out into the forest to hide, But in the forest he met demons.
The demons wanted to eat him, so they come up with a skillful plan to cheat him.
Of course, the tourist fell for it and offered an arm, and leg.
In the very end, the tourist only had his head left. He even gave his eyes to the last of the demons.
The demon told him while eating his eyes, "Thank you very much, I've a present for you as well".
But that was a lie too, the so-called present was just a note that said "IDIOT".
The tourist was so touched that he cried at this.
"Thank you! Oh Thank you! so much" he said.
"This is the first time ever getting a present, I'm really happy, thank you so much!"
And tears just come endlessly out of his empty eye sockets
The tourist was left out in the wild where he silently died.
'Cool story bro' amirite? =x
0 comments:
Post a Comment